Imanol Arias and his memories with the cinema: from 'The Godfather' to 'Blade Runner'

(Chicharras)

(Far motor)

(squawking)

(Intriguing music)

(Blowout)

Too old for this.

(music continues)

Fucking desert...

Code name? Anacleto.

No smoking here.

Damn no smoking law.

No one has been here for a long time.

Sometimes, one has to come personally to the ass of the world

to clean the shit up.

Anacleto!

I've been locked up here for 10 years because of you!

I'm going to... I'm going to... Shit!

I can't think of anything right now! Damn!

-Me neither!-I had a great one!

-You seem to be a very popular man around here.

My fan club.

I'm going to miss them when I retire.

I did, I did write it down...

Yes... But now like this, read, it loses all its power.

(chirp)

(music tension)

Anacleto...

Vazquez...

What happened? 30 years?

It shows. You, however,

You look so much better with that hair.

I see you've thought a lot about me.

When one has only one goal in this life,

You have to spend some time on it. Don't worry.

I come to transfer you to another smaller prison

and dirtier.You'll have the next 20 years

to decorate your new cell with your drawings.

(Intriguing music)

Do you know what a pity is? That they are going to close the GP,

It seems you are no longer... needed.

So many years fighting criminals like me

and, in the end, the cuts finish you off.

I see you are very irritable with me. Anacleto,

I've been in jail for 30 years because of you.

Trust me, cranky is not the word.

Now you can spend more time with your child.

Because you have a son, right?

(music tension)

It's amazing what you learn in solitary confinement.

Don't speak again...!

(Rumble)

Oh, oh...

Come on, the radio, quickly. I forgot.

What the hell are you saying? Cut off my handcuffs.

Fuck with the egg mask...

It's just that with the bazucase thing, that issue happened to us.

The Butcher and the Molecule...

I see you still surround yourself with the best.

What was that phrase you used to say?

Anacleto never fails?

Well...

It doesn't seem quite right right now, does it?

You can't say that your plan turned out well either, let's say.

You don't know what my plan is.

I'm going to kill you and your son. No!

This has only just begun.

Ooh!

(Intriguing music)

That's enough for you, cut yourself a little with the kneecap, right?

But if no one sees us... Damn, respect,

that I'm your boss and you're sticking it in

a dog face all by yourself. Here, boss.

Wow boss...

(SPITS)

Uh...

Another hard night at work. You see...

If I had listened to my father,

Now I'd be cleaning up cow shit at the farmhouse.

Come on, put on another chapter.

There you go.

(Intriguing music)

What do we do? I don't know, you're the boss.

Yes, but I'm not a dictator, I ask for your opinion.

Well, I don't see myself going down there and breaking my face

with those bugs, huh? Shall we call the police?

Whew... When they arrive, those TVs are in the Ukraine.

You have to file a complaint, paperwork... A lot of trouble.

The company already has this, right? Some theft is included in the price.

What are we? Watchers?

Well, we watch, but we don't fight either.

Well, it's under surveillance. Shall we put on a movie?

(Song in English)

(Horn)

Can you turn the music down a bit, please?

Sure.

(Click)

Sleep tight.

We've had a rough night today. We've been kind of robbed...

Well...In the hospital, on the other hand,

We've had a very quiet night.

We've been touching each other's noses the whole time.

Overall, like Friday nights, people don't do crazy things

He doesn't have alcohol comas or accidents...

Sure... And look what I could bring

an hour in bed, but no. I don't know,

I preferred to come looking for you in the ass of the world.

Okay. Maybe just an idea, huh?

You could get your driver's license right away.

Jo... I already know, but I don't have time.

Since I work nights...

(brake)

Why are you stopping the car if we haven't arrived yet?

We need to talk.

(BREATH)

Adolfo, I'm tired of always discussing the same thing.

Well, we'll shut up. Look, I do this and I'm quiet.

No, no, no... That's the problem. That you never say anything

You don't do anything. You spend all day lying on the couch.

Sofa, movie, blanket...it seems that's the only thing

what you want in life. You like it too.

And when we see the series seasons?

That we put ourselves there with some blankets and some pizzas.

It's... it's fine.

But I don't want to live on a couch... and you know it.

Yes...I already got my ticket

for India.Hostia...

Another position has emerged in Doctors of the World

and this time, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to wait for you to decide.

I was going to accompany you. Yes?

Yeah, but the time hasn't come up. Has it?

No.

In six years! I don't know what happened.

But you don't even have a passport.

(MURMURS) I have a passport.

I'm so sorry.

I love you. Fuck, and I with...

No, wait.

But I know you're never going to move from here.

And I... need other things.

I need adventure and excitement.

(SHUTTERS) I know that with you I will never have them.

What are you telling me with all this?

What are you leaving me?

It's decided, I'm leaving in a week.

Until then, I'll be at my mom's.

And what about me? You're leaving me here!

In the middle of nowhere. No, sorry,

I'll bring you wherever you want.

But ours is over.

(door slams)

(Skid)

(Ringtone)

Dad, are you going to answer me for once in your fucking life?

(Phone)

(Intriguing music)

(BREATHES HEAVY)

(Gunshots)

(action music)

No.

No rugs, thank you.

We can ask Spain for ransom. Oh, you speak Spanish.

I propose a deal. Let's see...

Leave me the jeep, the weapons

and all the money you have on you and you stay here,

in the middle of this fucking desert, without water or supplies.

Here comes the good part. I promise.

before leaving the country, I will visit your wives.

Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about something very subtle.

Give them a romantic dinner with champagne, candles...

They enjoy it and appreciate it so much

that you will end up naming your future children after me,

Anacleto.

What do you think of the deal? Anacleto!

(SHOUT IN ARABIC)

Oh!

(action music)

Anacleto never fails.

(PHONE) "Code name?"

Anacleto.

(Phone)

"Boss, it's Anacleto."-Anacleto, it's about time.

What took you so long?

The departure is sacred. I had to make a couple

with Rentero, who is unable to support me

when I bluff the big one. It's hard to believe that I'm a spy.

Boss, they knew the route, they were waiting for us.

It can't be. And Vázquez? They have blown up the van

and he's escaped. He knows I have a son, boss.

"You have to protect Adolfo". Come on, come on!

I want a special device! Close the borders!

I want a list of passengers for all flights

Let them take off!-Boss, we haven't had any

budget for agents at the border.

I should know.-Ah...

"I need you to send me a helicopter."

Sure, in a helicopter, with a built-in jacuzzi.

We don't have a budget for helicopters! I should know it!

You'll have to go out alone, you know how things are.

Don't bother me. Send someone to watch Adolfo.

Okay, I'll send a couple of agents over.

But his overtime will come out of your settlement.

(LAUGHS)

Too old for this.

(action music)

(Upbeat music)

Dude, trust me, she's a bitch. If you don't need her.

We are fine here with the drinks, the colleagues,

sexually approachable women...Look, free peanuts.

I'm allergic, I eat a peanut and my heart stops.

I'm dying.

But I don't care. Well, I don't.

There are no more peanuts! Look around you,

Look at the women, do women also give you allergies?

I like none of them. None are like Katia.

Get over it, man, get over it now. No, Katia, she's there,

that just happened. Huh?

Let's go.

That bitch is going to hear me!

Martin, no! Come here! Martin!

(LAUGHS)

What about you? Are you leaving? To India, right?

To save the world, like Gandhi. And what about Adolfo?

Huh? Would Gandhi have left his boyfriend lying on the road?

Do you care how we break up or stop breaking up?

Well, it gives me...Because it turns out that the kid

he is my friend and my subordinate. And if there are things

who does not dare to tell you, I tell you.

Look, I think the kid is older

and he doesn't need anyone to defend him, much less you.

See? He's right there. Shall we go, Martin?

Look, you run away... because your friends are here, otherwise...

If not, what?

Were you going to hit me? Maybe yes.

And then when I hurt you, what were you going to do?

Were you going to run to mom like you always did?

If you haven't won a fight in your life!

Oh, right? No!

(Blow)

Oh! Fool!

Very good...

Not the hair! Ah!

Not the hair!

(Upbeat music)

What the fuck is going on here? Nothing, don't worry,

it's a brother fight. You know how these things are.

No. Oh.

(YELLS)

Oh!

-Oh!

Ah...-In the balls, huh?

It always does the same thing. It goes to the hair or the balls.

(THEY BREATH HEAVY)

(LAUGHS)

Auntie, you are so crazy, you could have killed us.

(LAUGHS) You don't know how I needed him.

Wow, this one took my lot, right?

You and my brother were fighting it out.

(THEY BREATH HEAVY)

(they kiss)

(distant laughter)

(Engine)

With what we've been...and now here, babysitting.

-I'm telling you.

Do you remember that mission in Antarctica?

-Ah... And when they shot us with uranium missiles?

(LAUGHS) And the one that messed up the king's double in that mission in Bulgaria?

And the Paconian mummy?-Operation Heliotrope!

-Oh...and the Storm on the Moon mission?

-Ah... The truth is that we have been great.

-Yeah...

-What happens is that we don't have any photos.

-No, it's true, but it doesn't matter. It's all here.

(Gunshots)

(Crickets)

Hey, Adolfo...

What are you doing?

Well, I don't know, hug you?

(LAUGHS)

That I already know what happened, that you thought better of it.

This is your classic make-up fuck, isn't it?

Oh, no... No, Adolfo, it's not...

It's the classic goodbye fuck.

If I leave in a week.

How? Forgive me if I've confused you.

The send-off in the car was so bland that...

I thought it was better this way.

Well, I'm leaving. Where? If this is also your house.

(CRIES)

(chirp)

(Intriguing music)

(Click)

(music continues)

What do you want? You want to steal, right?

Pick up the TV. The big one, do you want it? All for you.

Do you want my cards? The number is very easy, 1234.

Here, at the ATM on the corner they don't charge commission.

(Blow)

Oh.

(BREATHES HEAVY)

Holy shit...

(Crunches)

(COMPLAINS)

(Broken glass)

Hey, are you okay?

Okay, steal me, but don't hit me. Ah, ah!

Holy shit, what he's done.

Hold on, let's talk.

No. OK.

(YELLS)

(Broken glass)

Well, we'll leave it here, right?

Ha! No, no, no.

(Blows)

(barking)

(Intriguing music)

Uh...

(STRUGGE)

(TOUGH)

(music continues)

(CHOKS)

(Spray)

(Broken glass)

(music tension)

Kate, Katie...

Katia, damn it, I think I killed a Chinese man!

(Crickets)

(nods)

That maybe you should go to the Police.

Let's see what they think or that it was unintentional, but...

(Blow)

(Birds)

(SIGHS)

(WHISPERS) Adolfo...

What did you do to your face?

(SHUTTERS) Wh... where?

Uh...

The Chinese!

Wait here.

(SIGHS)

Well, it's gone now, but there was a Chinese here.

He came through the door and started hitting me.

That I caught cacho. There, I flew.

Suddenly, I started giving them back.

I shot it here.

But very good. That this is for video games

because I've never hit myself. Adolfo, why did you do that to yourself?

Is it to make me feel sorry for yourself?

Katia, I swear it wasn't me, there was a dead Chinese here.

That this was all covered in blood.

That grabbed me from here...

and I hit her with your vibrator in her mouth.

(STAMMERS) How long have you had this?

Don't change the subject. Okay.

What did you do to your face? But I swear that...

Look, look, how did I do this to myself.

When I told you about adventure and excitement, did you think this was it?

what did I mean? I swear it's true!

Please don't make this weirder and harder than it already is.

No, Adolfo...

We're not going back.

(chirp)

(Traffic)

(Intriguing music)

Adolf!

Dad, what are you doing here? I thought it was a long time ago

that we didn't spend a day together, so I've decided

take you home, make you your favorite meal

and talk about our things.

Really? What do you think?

I just came from delivering an order at the delicatessen,

but since I'm here...

And those bags? Nothing...

I'm leaving the apartment temporarily because...

In other words, Katia and I have thought that now is the best.

Did he kick you out?

Well, we broke up. And he hit you.

If I don't know why I'm telling you.

Wait!

I'll take you there. Okay.

But I'm not going to tell you anything. Because I'm not talkative

and then you taunt. Very good.

Leave me the bags, I have the back

full of sausage and you're going to crush it.

Hello, you leave her.

(music tension)

To India, neither more nor less. You can't be a doctor here, no.

You have to go to the other end of the world.

And he complains that I don't have a driver's license.

I'm dull, who wants adventures...

She's not a party either, so when I propose to play Play,

She tells me:"I'm tired of the hospital."

Who's the boring one? Why didn't you get your license?

Why didn't you take me practice like you promised?

That was when you were 18, you've had plenty of time.

Why don't you ever say positive things to me when I'm down?

and you always put cane? Tell me...

"Son, she's a bitch. She's going to regret it.

She doesn't deserve a guy like you. She's going to be left alone." Tell me that!

I could, but I don't like to lie.

I mean... with Mom you were always this nice, were you?

With your mother...

You were a child and you don't remember anymore, but your mother did have

a natural talent to put his finger on the sore.

After this emotional and family moment, I go to sleep.

(music tension)

(Cicadas)

(music continues)

(Blow)

Sapristi! Oh, oh...

What's up, Sapristi? Huh?

Come, come here. Good dog, Sapristi.

Adolfo...

Adolf!

You'll be starving.

If you want, we can fix something to eat.

Don't worry, son, I'll take care of everything.

(chirp)

(nostalgic music)

(CHILD'S VOICE) "The other day, it snowed a lot.

And it was really fun because I made a snowman in the orchard.

When dad came over, he said I looked like a tripe

with mouth and nose.

So, I told him that what really was bullshit

they were his fucking fuets! And that he could put them in

In the ass the son of a bitch. Dad doesn't like anything

to say 'son of a bitch', but I kept yelling:

'Son of a bitch, son of a bitch...' Until he locked me up

in my room the bastard. I'm not going to do it again

a snowman ever!".

(Rooster)

(Phone)

Yes!"Is everything OK?".

Everything clean.

Do we know anything about the whereabouts of Vázquez?

"Leave it to me, the best thing is that you love each other

quiet there until things calm down".

Okay.

(music tension)

(BREATHES HEAVY)

(GROWLS)

(Danger music)

(SHOUTS)

(action music)

Oh!

Whoa!

(music continues)

(YELLS)

(mooing)

(Gunshots)

Oh!

Uh...

(music tension)

(Video game music)

(metal noise)

What's that noise? What are you doing?

Uh...

(GASPS) Nothing, son, I was picking up some pots and pans.

and I dropped this pot.

(BREAKS) You really are weird.

Nope! Don't worry! I'll pick it up.

But if he had no intention, he came for the cookies.

(COMPLAINS)

(Video game music)

Holy shit, Dad... you bought pecan cookies again!

I almost had an allergy attack!

(Engine)

I don't have much time for explanations, huh?

But why are you doing that? Well, I wasn't going to tell you,

but... I guess it doesn't matter anymore.

I'm a secret agent.

Secret agent?

What are you talking about? Well, the truth.

The farmhouse is a cover, I've been working for the GP for years.

The GP? What is that? What does that mean?

Well, I don't know, the name of the agency, it doesn't matter.

The Boss made it up. The Boss? And who is that?

It's a code name. Oh, it's a code name.

And yours?

Anacleto.

Anacleto, secret agent. Come on now! You just made it up.

Don't come near, don't come near.Yeah...

Let's see, son...Seriously, we don't have much time.

But tell me the truth, dad, what are you?

What are you? A psychopath, right?

(Intriguing music)

I knew something weird was up! All day alone, dad.

Locked up here, alone with that fucking dog.

Well, I've developed...an irrational hatred for society.

You like to kill, you crush people. What the hell are you saying?

Damn, if I think about it...and give the profile!

What profile or what profile. Don't say nonsense!

The profile, dad. A lonely man, always absent,

he talks weird...who says "bullshit" these days?

I think you're delusional.

Look me in the eye and tell me the sausages with which you carry

all my life fattening me, they had no human flesh.

That they didn't taste better because they were homemade.

It was for the meat...

Do you think that theory is more credible than the secret agent theory?

(Shoots)

Get down!

(Rumbles)

The ETA!

(YELLS)

They're here!

(YELLS) What the hell is going on?

So what? Cannibal, secret agent...

Is it becoming clear to you?

I don't know who I'm with! Why are they attacking us?

These are Vázquez's henchmen, my archenemy!

Your... what? Your archenemy?

(JOKE)

(Silence)

What do you say?

Where are you going now?

(Mystery music)

Gum...Do you keep gum in there?

Here, they're breaking in. Shoot to kill!

Dad, you're crazy. I can't do that.

Yes you can!

Adolfo, look me in the eye. You're a bit taken aback.

with all this, but are you prepared. Dad, I'm "secure"

from the ElectroMark, I don't even have a baton...

Trust me, I trained you. What did you train me?

When did you train me?

All life.

Don't you remember?

(Upbeat music)

Let's fly, you'll see how fun.

It's been a long time over,

but there are things that are never forgotten.

(Shoot)

Ah! No matter how much time passes.

(music continues)

You're a fucking psycho.

I knew that sooner or later you would take advantage of it.

You didn't have any rights! Chinese wasn't bad for you.

The Chinese! I knew that!

(Shoots)

I knew I hadn't dreamed it! Katia doesn't believe me!

(Gunshots)

Oh, one less.

But why are you eating gum now?

(WHISPERS) It's a gum bomb. Take cover!

(Steps)

Watch out! Shoot!

Beginner's luck.

But what have you turned me into? We have to go.

Yeah, but they're all dead and I killed them.

These people will have... family, they will have acquaintances...

Put each one having a child. Do you know how many sad people

is that it? Haven't you felt anything? Yes...

The setback. In other words, you are made of ice.

If it reassures you, think it was them or us.

It's just that I haven't done anything. People like me.

Not that they want to be my super friends forever...

But they don't want to kill me. It's my fault.

They come after me because they want to hurt me.

(BREATH) Well, in case you ask me,

they had better go for the dog.

Where is it? I don't know, it's yours.

Sapristi!

Sapristi!

No, no, no! Stay, stay, stay!

Get down!

(Rumble)

(BREATHES HEAVY) Sapristi...

We have to get out of here immediately.

and forget about the farmhouse forever. I quickly forget about the farmhouse,

but I'm not going anywhere with you. I'm going to the Police.

I don't have much time to argue!

Neither do I!

Acknowledge that you've gotten a little stubborn.

(WITH DIFFICULTY) It doesn't bother you...

And you smoke...what?

I'm saying that you smoke on top of that. You've smoked all your life.

Okay...Mom, what was it? Ninja?

Spy.

The best until the day she died. We wanted you to stay away

of all this. Therefore, we kept it a secret.

This, for you, is daily bread.

How many have you killed in your life?

What does it matter. Come on, while we're at it,

I prefer that you tell me. Let's see...

More than 10?

(SIGHS) Well, man, yes, more than 10,

but they all had it coming.

Over 50? If you think about it, yes. More than 50.

Over 100? I guess... Yeah, a few hundred.

How about a few hundred? About four hundred,

About three hundred...? Less than a thousand.

Do you stay calmer like this? But what do you say...

That these are genocide figures. It's not a big deal either.

If you prorate it by the 30 years I've been working,

they play like two or three a month. Oh, well, sure,

If I prorate it, I'm a lot calmer, dad.

Look at you, you've had four in two days.

(slot music)

(PA) "75.

9.

22".

(Steps)

The money hasn't arrived in my account yet.

First, I need you to do one last thing for me.

What else do you want? I told you where the farmhouse was.

I betrayed one of my best agents,

to my friend, my partner of mus. I know it and I value it,

but things have gotten complicated.

What letter is this?

(READS) "Rubber-2 ECO".

It's a G, that's clear. Can you please shut up?

-Those explosives cannot leave the GP.

I've already fulfilled my part of the plan. Come on, the briefcase.

(Blow)

Whoa...! How heavy, by God.

-From now on, you'll have to look for life on your own.

But...? What is this bullshit?

(CLEARS HATCH) Well, when I was in jail,

my henchmen decided to invest all the money from the loot

in the Philatelic Forum. But, come on,

that this is going to be revalued. In other words, that in a few years,

You're going to be a millionaire... almost certainly.

In a few months. Stop making excuses!

You have 24 hours to find the money.

If not, I will use all the resources at my disposal to finish you off.

-That's enough! You can't smoke here,

Don't you know? That it's a bingo.-I'm leaving now, ma'am.

-You should have left by now, but it's been a long time.

Linea!"They've sung linea."

(Intriguing music)

The GP!

This is just like the Pentagon, huh?

And I know this building doesn't appear in architecture books

nor in the tourist magazines, but I assure you that it is the mainstay

on which the country is based. But... this is the Post Office.

(Phones)

Do you share offices with them? The cuts...

National security is no longer a priority.

Dad, how much do you make? Man, is there a base salary?

and then a variable percentage. Yes, but at the end of the month,

with the extra payments and such. How much do you have left?

(MUMS) 1500...

Really? Gross? You have to add the six-year terms.

But if you charge less than I do as a security guard.

(chirp)

The potato omelette is always round.

Come on, are you serious? Is this the password?

What's wrong?

(Steps)

Very nice site, dad, very modern. Where are the people?

It's coffee time. Oh, sure, you're civil servants.

Someone's barring the door. This smells scorch to me.

Singe?

(Intriguing music)

Fuck...

(music continues)

Poison.

Damn, dad, well, luckily we came here.

I feel super safe here. Now what? You have a plan?

There is a place...

A meeting point in case of emergency.

If there's any agents alive, they'll go there.

(Blow)

Damn...

What are you doing? Huh? Nothing...

I am sending Katiaun WhatsApp with the photo

of the dead agents these...

so you can see that the Chinese thing is true.

They were my friends.

You could at least pretend to care.

Well, it could, yes.

But I don't like to lie.

(chirp)

(music tension)

(Gunshots)

Oh!

Up!

(SIGHS) These aren't from the GP.

Dad, you've been hit. You've got a shot in there!

Vazquez...

Man, Anacleto, you over here. How was the walk through the desert?

You killed all my friends. I swear to God I ain't gonna stop

until I'm done with you.

(music tension)

I want them alive!

Up the stairs!

(WHISPERS) Hold on.

This way!

(action music)

Lock the door! What?

This way! What? No no no.

I don't get on.

Come on, we have no choice. Come on! I'm not getting on there!

(Blows)

Open up, open up!

(Danger music)

No way, I don't jump. When do you weigh?

80 kilos.

On the roof of the truck, it will resist.

There are 85, the awning won't hold me. Trust me, son.

Anacleto never fails. No!

No, no, no!

(Blows)

Holy shit, dad!

(SIGHS)

Come on, it wasn't that bad! It's 90 kilos!

My bones are very heavy...of a lifetime!

(Broken glass)

(YELLS)

(Blows)

Don't come up. At your age,

I would throw myself much higher. Ah, ya...

(Shoots)

(BREATHES HEAVY)

We have to go to a hospital. Not to the hospital, too dangerous.

Oh, dad...

(Shoot)

Oh, it smells like it's nourishing. It came out really good.

You're going to suck your fingers. I want a thigh!

I also want a thigh, it doesn't bother you... The list is ready.

-Well, I also want a thigh. It's my farewell.

Then say goodbye to the thigh.Then say goodbye to your teeth.

Okay, that's it, please...There's chicken for everyone.

Let's see if we can eat like a normal family.

(ring)

Who the hell is he now?

-Do you want? For your farewell...

I'm coming. Yes, you go, daughter.

Hey!

How heavy...

Adolfo! Hello...

The blood is not mine, it is my father. He was shot

and dies. Can you help me? Are you already with your nonsense?

To get attention? No. Look how he is.

Oh my God! He needs to be taken to a hospital!

(JOKER) Katia, we can't. Lower your voice.

How come we can't? I'm going to call an ambulance!

Katia, wait, listen to me.

They tried to kill us. They're looking for us.

(DISTANT VOICE) Katia! What are you doing?

Nothing, mom! It's Adolfo! Tell him to come in,

there's plenty of chicken!-But it's your turn to breast!

This is going to be hard for you to believe, but my father...

He's a secret agent.

Please...

(YELLS) But what are you doing? Are you going in or not?

Dad...No, Mom! Let's go to the room...!

Let's talk! Let's talk, he says... Let's fuck!

They're going to fuck! Here, in your house, the day of the farewell.

Before dessert, they're fucking already.-You're jealous

because he hasn't come to see you. Let's see if you overcome

all the complexes you have with your sister.

You are 33 years old.-Maybe it has something to do

that you dressed me in his clothes until I was 12 years old.

-The 2x1! We had to take advantage of it. Come on! To eat!

This is crazy, I would need anesthesia and an operating room.

Ah, ah... Oh! Relax, that's it.

Hold it, hold it...Ah!

(Knocks on the door)

Adolfo, don't fall again, eh? It's normal to be sensitive

because he's leaving, but be strong. I know he sucks you amazing

and everything and the little finger that makes you, but hang in there.

Have you told my brother what we do in bed?

It's that we spend a lot of time locked up, the topics run out,

But I always blow you away. Yeah?

Oh!

That's it, it's already doing it to you, isn't it? You've already fallen.

(YELLS)

Martín, come on in, dammit! We need you!

Man, I don't know, we're brothers...I'm not saying I haven't fantasized

sometimes with the situation, but it seems to me very strong.

Come in, cunt. Holy crap! But what have you done?

Grab her legs! Huh?

(Screams)

Don't you dare say anything, eh?-But I never say anything.

-Who insisted on liberal education?

In talking about sex at home, in "El País Semanal"... Who?

A couple of wafers on time, that's what it took!

-So, the farmhouse, the fuets, this look as well as peasant...

Was this all a cover?

It seems so.

Has your whole life been a lie?

Basically, yeah. Fuck, your dad is so crack.

(Phone)

What are you doing?

(JOKE)

They could be tracking. What if it's someone from the agency?

who can help us? That's why...

Who's after Jason Bourne? The agency...

What about "Mission Impossible"?

I don't know, I haven't seen them. He doesn't know.

He doesn't control them. This happens all the time!

They accuse you of being a traitor, and then they're setting you up.

What you have to do is prove your father's innocence.

If we can't prove anything. We were there, all dead.

There you have it! Everyone dead except your father!

They're going to think he's the murderer. This is textbook, damn it!

Oh...Dad.

Where are we?

(Traffic)

(SNORING)

(Door)

If it gets infected, you're going to have to go to a hospital no matter what.

I know, it's not the first time.

Will I have a puff?

I didn't know you smoked.

Well, because we know each other so well.

No.

How could you fool him like that? And what was I going to do?

I just wanted to protect him.

I don't know, I don't know how to be a father, give hugs and stuff.

My thing is being a secret agent.

Well, if you hadn't been so secret, maybe,

Adolfo wouldn't be so boring. Yeah...

And you wouldn't have had to leave him. That's a shame.

Ouch...

You're clearly a family of complainers.

(LAUGHS)

I am surrounded by inept! I ask you one thing and you fail.

If you want something to go right, you have to do it yourself.

The Allen key. We'll see...

And I say, couldn't you buy the furniture already made?

Oh yeah? And with what money? Where's my loot, huh?

Who would think that a stamp, a fucking stamp, could cost 1000 E?

Come on...

Also, it's not that complicated.

Just follow these simple instructions.

Simple as fuck.

I wish this had existed 30 years ago.

I would have saved a lot of money decorating dens.

(Phone)

Yes?

Ah... Very good.

We got them!

They're at his girlfriend's house. Quick, get them.

But do we finish the furniture and go after them

or are we going to get them and we'll finish the furniture?

Because this still has it left.

Where is my father? No... I don't know.

When I fell asleep, he was there.Smoking.

Dad?

Good morning. Good morning.

Hello, good morning. Dad, how are you? How are you?

Well, much better.

I woke up very early this morning

and I've decided to make breakfast to make up for the inconvenience.

Yummy. Have a juice.

Let's see, Martín, in one gulp.

But have you told them what happened?

Oh yeah, that's awful.

Before they just robbed you, but now with knives and everything.

And to such an old gentleman...

The world has become a very dangerous place.

Very good. Well, that's it. That's it, what?

The pentothallic acid in the juices must have had its effect.

Did you poison us? No. Just stoned.

You've given us a truth serum.

But...what about our conversation last night?

Very nice, Katya.

But that doesn't mean I can trust you.

Now I can. Dad, they're friends.

It's just that you're out of control. But hey...

-What's up? I don't understand.

-But don't drink any more, man! Didn't they tell you it has serum in it?

Do you belong or have you belonged to any organization?

I was a member of the Círculo de Lectores,

but only because the girl who came to offer it home

He was very good looking.-Ah! Do you think it's pretty?

And you, Katie?

When you started dating my son,

did you really like him or did you have an ulterior motive?

That's personal. Do not tell her.

I started dating him to bitch my brother.

I knew it! She is the jealous one. Do you see, mom?

-I see, now...

But then I started to really like you.

This is not the time for couples therapy.

A little yes. I have questions. Do you still love me?

Of course I love you, but I want to be your girlfriend, Adolfo, not your mother.

I would have loved it if you came with me,

being able to travel together and do a thousand things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be a man, like your father.

Whoa! Whoa, what? Hello, nothing.

That this is going to change. I promise.

You're always the same. Again with that.

But this time it's true, I took the serum,

I can't lie. Your juice doesn't have whey.

Why do you say that? You always helping, really.

Thanks, dad. I wasn't going to drug my son.

I already told you that this was not the time for couples therapy.

We're on to something else. Martin, anything to hide?

Well, there's... There's one thing...

Two years ago, I ran over an elderly lady with her Vespa.

And I went on the run.

I always think that it's not such a big deal, because I was already very old

and, surely, he had little left.

But not a day goes by that I don't know that lady is dead

because of me.-My son...

-Don't worry, son.

That lady didn't die.

-How do you know?-Because I killed her.

She wanted to report you.

He was going to tear our family apart and I couldn't have it, so...

I went to her house to try to convince her,

we argued and one thing led to another and...

And, in the end, well...he fell out of the window.

-Oh, what a displeasure.-Since then, no...

I haven't been the same again.-Yes, yes, drink, drink.

She actually made it to the hospital alive.

As soon as she described her attacker, I knew it was you and...

And I knew what I had to do.

A little bit higher dose of morphine and...

The nurse was charged with negligence.

But I did it for our family.

Then you complained about my secrets. Damn, you see.

And you, mom?

I have been working for Vázquez for two years, passing him information.

What? He told me if I saw him, I'd let him know.

And so I have. They're coming. They are about to fall

But mom...

He contacted me from jail and paid very well.

-But how is it possible?

-Better that than being a killer asshole like you guys.

You have needed three times to kill the same old woman.

You guys have a lot to shut up, huh?

They're already here. Sure.

What do we do?

(Intriguing music)

But man, give it more up. How clumsy you are, cunt.

Damn, thank goodness.

Where are they?-They escaped through the window.

I have been asked to entertain you, to tell you

that they have notified the Police and surrounded the building.

It's a lie, they're desperate. They're almost out of bullets.

-You took a long time. Give me a little.

(Music, gunshots)

I'll take care of these jerks. Go to the meeting point.

Where is that? At the North Station at two o'clock.

I don't know, you didn't tell me. Dad, you're hurt.

And a bit old. Go!

Okay, okay, okay.

Fuck!

(Music)

Hey hey! Sorry!

They come here.

(music continues)

Over there.

(music continues)

Go away, Katia. And you, what are you going to do?

I'm going to finish them off.

And I'm going to sign up for the driving school.

Yeah, but go, go. Yeah, yeah.

I'm ready.

Sorry, those are mine. Oh yeah.

I'll keep it all. Thank you very much.

(Music)

(Voices)

(music continues)

All at once?

Well, all at once.

So much karate and so much dick.

Sucker. Ah... Ah... Ah!

Oh!

(LAUGHS)

Martin!

Where is Adolfo? I don't know.

I've lost them, they run a lot.

I've never been able to beat my sister. Damn, she beats me at everything.

I hope you went to the station. Ah... Ah, yes, the meeting point.

Well, well, well...

It has cost us our work, but in the end we have achieved it.

I'm so proud of you guys.

And now, finally, the revenge I've been planning for 30 years.

Who the hell are these people? I'm evil Vázquez.

And these two are my henchmen.

It hurts me that you don't know who you're talking to.

I know who you are. Vázquez. I know the things you have done.

I know now you want to hurt me

and then kill me to bitch my father, who is your archenemy.

I don't think he's going to care.

We have had a distant relationship, there has not been much affection.

When I wasn't playing secret agent,

He was dedicated to fuets. He didn't pay much attention to me.

He's very fond of the dog, but you've already killed him,

so revenge consummated is done.

If you want to go home, don't worry, we'll adapt.

And you are the son of Anacleto?

I was hoping, I don't know, something more...endurance, courage...

Nah, you've been so pathetic.

It makes me angry that I planned all this for someone so cowardly.

It's not cowardice, it's to help.

Where is Anacleto? I don't know.

Are you going to make me take some pliers and rip out your tongue?

Today I'm wearing white. Adolfo, hold on, don't tell him.

Easy to say, it's not you they're going to torture.

Are you going to sell your father at the first opportunity?

Not the first time,

but if he tortures me, chances are he'll sing.

I appreciate if I skip extreme suffering.

It saves us work.

Everything that costs him, he no longer does.

Everything that involves having to put up with something

or confront...hey, we're getting off topic.

It's okay that you left me for not having a driver's license,

but enduring torture...That's not the card, that's everything!

Do you know where your boyfriend's father is?

Ex-boyfriend dumped me yesterday. Don't play the victim.

Yes, I play the victim. He's going to torture me.

Take advantage of torture to get out of it.

I'm not shying away, I'm tied up. Good for you, huh?

Enough!

Oh! My eye! What happened?

What's in my eye? What have you done?

What's in my eye? Fuck, Adolfo, take it off.

Holy shit! Take it off me!

Damn, that's exaggerated. You left her in the eye!

One-eyed? Good.

And now that I have your attention, two things.

One, I don't go giving hugs down the street, right?

That's why they don't call me charming Vázquez.

They call me evil Vázquez.

Because I'm a real fucking son of a bitch.

Sure, it makes sense. And two, I think it's already clear

I want to know where your father is.

So you either tell me, or I take out the other eye.

At the meeting point. Estación del Norte. At two o'clock.

Okay, because I have a little surprise for you.

(Intriguing music)

Of course, the meeting point is the station.

We keep a low profile, blend in with people,

security controls are less stringent

and we have access to the entire European road network.

Brilliant. Yeah, right. Here we go.

The mythical locker, where you keep weapons, passports

and currencies of all countries.

Actually, it's a moult. A molt? A change.

Did we come all the way here for you to change your clothes?

We came here following the emergency protocol,

but, by the way, I change, that's why I have a change of clothes.

Really? Is there one for me?

The truth is that it was a long time ago

that I didn't try on such a soft garment.

(LAUGHS) The more you stretch, the less you iron.

One euro... Give me one euro, please. It's only one euro.

Gimeno, calm down, man, he's coming with us.

Anacleto! We had not met since that mission in Cairo.

How are you? Good.

Nice characterization, I never would have said he was an agent.

-Yes, well, they have been many years perfecting the character.

Actually, today,

I almost earn more asking than with the GP's salary.

Boss!

I thought he was dead. Just barely.

It's been a massacre, Chief. And this one?

He's a friend of my son's. We had also met here.

But he hasn't shown up. Don't worry, your son is fine.

I have him in a safe place.

Gimeno, we need to make an inquiry.

How is it possible...?

No one moves here.

Anacleto, drop the gun.

He has been in cahoots with Vázquez from the beginning.

That's why they knew the route of the convoy, that's why they discovered the farmhouse,

Katia's house and my son's work.

He is the traitor, the typical traitor. I've been saying it for a long time.

-Gimeno, it was Anacleto. He released Vázquez.

Otherwise, how do you explain why he made it out of the desert alive?

We've been a mus couple all our lives.

He has put the same face as when he bids big

with dick stockings. She's lying. Why would she do something like that?

You've seen what happened. He's finished off the GP.

Because Vázquez is unpredictable. I've lost all my agents!

It's gotten out of hand, Jefe. Anacleto, don't be unconscious.

It's two against one. You don't stand a chance.

I'm going to propose a deal.

You tell me everything you know about Vázquez

and I'm going to kill him.

But what kind of deal is that?

A fair one. Cunt...

-Fuck, Anacleto, how did you know I wasn't going...?

I didn't know if you were going to pull the trigger.

But I knew you weren't going to shoot. How?

The hug... What a son of a bitch. Why, Chief?

After all these years...I just wanted to save the GP.

He wanted to retire us all.

The world has passed us by. We have become obsolete.

We needed a threat that only we could solve.

With Vázquez on the road, the GP would once again be essential.

-And you thought you could trust the bad guy?

As a plan, it's a bit of a crap, isn't it?

-Shit for you, man.-That I come here to contribute, huh?

Where is Vazquez?

Where do you have my son? I don't know.

I don't know, Anacleto, I don't know, I swear if I knew I would tell you.

He's telling the truth.

Gimeno, take him away. Don't worry, I'll take care of him.

-I screwed up, Anacleto.

(Screams)

That's up to Vázquez. Finish him off, just like old times.

Nothing is like the old days anymore.

Whoa!

A Beretta! Like Bruce Willisen's "Die Hard Jungle".

"Yipi ka yei", son of a bitch.

(SORE) Oh! Ah... Ah... Ah...

(SCREAMS IN PAIN)

(Music, screaming)

Stay away! Adolfo!

Go away, I'm exploding! Adolfo!

Dad! Dad, they planted a bomb on me.

Stay, stay. Okay. Still. stay!

Yeah, yeah.

Excuse me, are you Anacleto, secret agent?

Yes. This is for you.

Vázquez.(LAUGHS) "Prize!".

What have you done to my son?" Me? Nothing at all. It's going to be you.

Yeah, that's a bomb.

Liquid plutonium and Goma-2, to be exact."

What a bastard son of a bitch.

"If you try to separate them, it explodes. If you try to deactivate it, it explodes.

If you try to undo the zippers on the vest, it explodes.

And if an hour goes by, it explodes.

There's only one way to keep it from taking over."

Killing Adolfo." Exactly.

The mechanism is in sync with your heart.

If it stops beating, the pump is deactivated.

A souvenir I brought from my last visit to the GP".

Calm down, everything will be fine.

"Believe me, I'd love to stick around to see if you pull the trigger.

Unfortunately, I'm about to arrive at the airport. Up to you.

You can come get me or spend your last minutes with your son.

In any case, always keep me in mind."

Vazquez. Vazquez!

(Mermaids)

Sorry. This got out of hand.

It's my fault you lost your eye. They're going to put a patch on you.

The kids will call you a pirate down the street.

They're going to take away your driver's license.

Shut up, please, it doesn't matter. We are going to explode.

Sorry, it's impossible. I've never seen anything like it before.

The only way to keep it from exploding...I already know the way.

Will these walls withstand the blast?

We've evacuated the area. Okay, everyone out.

Where are you going? What is my sister!

-Come on, come on.-He's my best friend.

I should be there. Hey, you can't give up.

Dad, don't take it out, put it away until later.

You're going to shoot me, aren't you?

Maybe it's for the best, that's how Katia saves herself.

You can catch your plane to India. Send eggs...

I'm 30 years old and he hasn't had time to do anything.

Sure, all day on the couch...I haven't traveled, I haven't done anything crazy.

Now do you think about it? Traveling is overrated.

To not like you, you haven't been home.

All life out there, saving the world,

and me... no fucking case.

Look, since I'm going to die, I'll let you go and stay calm.

Secret agents don't have children.

James Bond has no children. Neither does Jason Bourne.

It must be for a reason. Why didn't you think of that?

The truth is that no. Well, I would have thought about it.

It just happened like that. Before, we didn't plan anything at all.

And suddenly there you were,

taking my bow tie with your fingers.

Super cute, dad.

Do you know what happened to me in the last two days?

I've been spanked, shot, gouged out my girlfriend's eye

and they're going to take away your card.

And I have a pump attached to my heart.

So forgive me for not being excited.

The same as secret agents, as you are super brave,

You're not afraid. Right now, I'm shitting myself.

Of course I know fear, I know it very well.

I've been an agent all my life

and I've done things that would scare anyone.

And you know what?

Do you know what day I was scared the most?

Let's see.

Well, that wasn't the day I got shot in the stomach.

when your mother died,

That's when you ate those peanuts.

I remember it like it was yesterday.

You were already 4 years old and your teeth were separated.

Suddenly, you swelled up like a balloon. You couldn't breathe.

I didn't know you were allergic.

That fear...

The fear I went through when I thought you wouldn't make it to the hospital alive,

was the worst.

Until today.

Damn, that was really nice.

What's up? Man, are you leaving yet?

I'm not saying blow yourself up with me, but stay a while longer, right?

I'll be right back, don't worry.

(Music)

But where is it going? Help!

I need help.

What the hell were you doing? Four minutes to go!

We need to give you a cardiac arrest.

Eat the peanuts

and the allergic reaction will do the rest.

When the pump is removed, I'll inject you with the antihistamine.

Does that make sense, Katya?

Yes, it does. No, no... I don't know. It's not my specialty.

You forget the part where my heart stops and I die.

I can revive you with a cardiac massage.

What do you say? You don't know. Don't you need a defibrillator?

Yeah... I don't know! Do we have a choice?

You'll have to trust me.

Fuck off.

Dad, if I die... Easy, easy.

(Music)

What? Damn...

What? What's happening?

Maybe it wasn't a good idea to eat the whole bag, son.

Man, late. Late.

Do you think it's time to bitch me now or what?

Sorry.Fuck...

Holy shit! Don't let them bury me like this.

You're not going to die. Don't worry. I don't care. Let them incinerate me

It's my last wish.(BREATHES DIFFICULTLY)

(Beeps)

It's done, it's stopped. Is it done?

Katia, go away. No! I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving.

I'm staying, I can help. Now comes the hard part.

(Music)

Mouth.

Come on, son. Come on, don't do this to me.

Mouth.

Come on, fuck.

Come on!

Breathe.

Adolfo...Come on!

Dad, dammit, that's it.

Adolfo, Jr. I think he broke a rib.

In the end, you're not going to get rid of the driving school.

Are you starting with the reproaches again? That he was about to die.

What kind of callous bitch behaves like that?

This isn't over. Vázquez is still on the loose.

He may be evil, but you don't understand what he does.

She organizes all this, and doesn't stay to see how it ends?

What did you want him to do? Stay to see him?

(Music)

He's still in the building. I'm going to get him.

Wait, wait, where are you going? I can't leave him alone.

He's hurt, he's old. He's my father, he needs me.

Be very careful.

Please. Oh...

And what about me? Aren't you going to give me a hug?

(music continues)

Fuck, dad, that's me.Fuck... what are you doing here?

Nothing, but the thought:

"Go down to the parking lot and steal a car, right?"

What am I going to do? You are hurt. I have come to help you.

Fuck...

I'm ready.

So let's go.

I'm ready.

(music continues)

(YELLS IN ANGER)

Come on!

(Music, gunshots)

Don't think about it anymore.

Wherever you see him, that little thing was a son of a bitch. Careful.

The Butcher is back.

(Music)

Okay, now what do we do? I don't know.

Man... Well, if we stay here, the Butcher will fry us.

We need a car to go out.

There are the keys.

No. Can you think of something better?

No, I'm coming. I don't want more things to happen to you because of me.

Cover me.

(Music)

This one.

Get in. Dad, you can't drive like that.

Well, you'll tell me, because you don't know.

Leave it to me.No. No no no. No no...

And now, teach me.

Step on the left pedal, engage first gear

and lift your foot slowly, let's go. Now all of a sudden I can't see it clearly.

You've done incredible things, Adolfo. You've fought, you've shot,

You've jumped off a building, you've survived a bomb,

You've put up with me your whole life, you're ready for this, you can.

Come on, put the clutch in. Put it in first gear.

But where are you going? It's the other way.

Holy shit! What do I do? Back off. Step deep.

Let's go get him.

For the first class, it's not bad at all.

Next day, I'll teach you how to park in battery.

Damn.

Vazquez. Salt!

(music tension)

This looks bad, doesn't it?

Okay... But don't worry, you're going to be fine, okay?

Now that I know who you are,

I want to tell everyone that my father is a secret agent.

Then it would no longer be a secret.

Okay, so I'm not telling him.

Sorry.

For all the lies.

It doesn't matter, dad, it doesn't matter. It does matter.

I just wanted to protect you from all this.

That's why I made up that I was a delicatessen.

I have always liked sausages.

One especially. Your mother did better.

Well, I would have liked to have known about mom sooner, too.

When he died, I couldn't handle it well.

That's why, when I messed with you or insulted you

or I laughed at you,

It was to make you stronger.

Well, I didn't get it.

And look at you now.

Now I don't want to die, man. Damn, dad...

I'm so proud of you.

I'm sorry...

If I've ever failed you.

(sad music)

Anacleto never fails.

(Music)

Die, you son of a bitch.

The blood trail trick.

Your father would have been embarrassed.

Don't you dare talk about him. Don't you dare!

He was a worthy adversary and you're a joke.

All children are disappointing. That's why I haven't had any.

And you won't even have them.

Son of...

(Music)

Goodbye, Vazquez.

You are no longer with us, dear friend,

but we will always have the memory

of those little things you liked to do.

Go to the station, put on clean shirts, the mus,

putting drugs in the juice...

But Martin, you knew him one day.

Well, okay, but he never fooled me,

with me it was always face to face.

Dad, rest here at last.

In secret, just like you lived.

Damn, that's great.

Katia, we need to talk.

Anytime. Right now, in the car.

Sure.

Can you take me?

All this has opened my eyes

and I see clearly that I have to take the step.

Do you know what I did this morning? You're going to freak out.

I signed up for the driving school. What do you think?

And I'm going with you to India.

To India or wherever you want. If you want to travel, we travel.

You want to parachute, let's jump.

We're going on adventures.

I'm a new man. I don't know myself.

Adolfo, forgive me, but...

I realized that I was totally wrong.

In what? Well, in everything.

Understand, so many fights...

I've been kidnapped, tied to a bomb,

they screwed my eye,...And, well, still...

Still trying to take it in from my mother, the snitch.

Yeah... Anyway, I don't know,

I've realized that I'm not doing well here.

What I need is peace, tranquility and rest.

Okay.

So we're not going to India anymore?

Since you were so excited... Not anymore, and it tastes horrible to me.

But I had to postpone it, I need to stay home for a while.

Okay. And us? We nothing, Adolfo.

Right now, I need a normal, no-frills boyfriend.

Being able to have a quiet Saturday dinner on the sofa

with the blanket and the DVD and...

And I see that with you that is no longer going to be possible.

I'm sorry.

I hope now you finally convince yourself she's a bitch.

Okay... now what do we do?

(Music)

The target is 100m away.

I estimate 15 armed men protecting the emir.

Hold your position. The helicopter will arrive in 20 minutes.

Let the party begin.

(Music)

"I repeat, hold your ground,

reinforcements will arrive in 20 minutes."

Confirm receipt of the message.

"Confirm my answer, please. Can you hear me? Can you hear me?"

No... I am not receiving confirmation of the response.

-Code name? Anacleto.

Anacleto! (SPEAKS IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE)

I propose a deal.

(Music)

Guys, I don't think you're hearing me, huh?

You are not receiving my prompts.

Please stop what you're doing

and come fix this.

There is no network, there is no signal. The network is saturated.

Will you please stop downloading shit? You do it at home.

Don't you have Wi-Fi at home? A hero's life is at stake!

He's in the fucking Middle East! He can die!

There are jackals!

Dude, dude...

(Music)