1,000 things to do before 1,000

1,000 things to do before 1,000

1. Write a book.2. Plant a tree.3. Have a child.4. Vomit in a taxi.5. Unsuccessfully imitate Chiquito de la Calzada.6. Bathing naked in the sea at night.7. Falling out of a hammock.8. Imitate the flight attendants when they explain where the emergency exits are before taking off.9. Try to learn German.10. Being a director of something.11. Be a year enrolled in a gym and go only once.12. Getting lost inside a duvet cover.13. Present the points of Eurovisión.14. Go to the April Fair dressed in short. 15. Getting married dressed as Batman.16. Have your own horoscope.17. Giving pumpkins to the hottest chick in the disco.18. Leave Chenoa.19. Do not pay the electricity bills until they cut it off.20. Eating grasshoppers and saying you like them.21. Have a channel with beauty tips on YouTube.22. Start a massive applause.23. Prevent the girl you like from getting on a plane.24. Win a talent show.25. Lose yourself in the gym and then go back to being fat.26. Throw milk through the nose when laughing.27. Sleeping with skijama.28. See all the episodes of 'The Simpsons' 23 times.29. Learn to make salmorejo.30. Partying for more than 24 hours in Berlin.31. Win the lottery.32. Be platinum blonde.33. Master the art of the potato omelette.34. Go out on the news.35. Spend Christmas on the beach.36. Throw the printer out of the window.37. Tell a fat woman that she is pregnant.38. Sing 'Europe's Living a Celebration' in karaoke.39. Running in the New York Marathon.40. Learn to use Snapchat.41. Travel to India to know yourself.42. Participate in a hot dog eating contest.43. Have your own perfume.44. Steal from a hotel minibar.45. Buy a sports car.46. Listen to the entire discography of The Beatles.47. Get into a taxi and say “Follow that taxi!”48. Do it in the back row of a cinema.49. Take a photo holding the Tower of Pisa.50. Send an email signed "un salido".51. Being a judge of a talent show.52. Buy the Indiana Jones hat.53. Hate your brother-in-law.54. Participate in a street fight.55. Leaving as an extra without a phrase in an American blockbuster.56. See all the chapters of 'Lost'.57 in one go. Raparte.58. Cause a nuclear disaster.59. Call the fire brigade to be able to enter your house. 60. Win an election.61. Tell your mother to put on a little cardigan in case it gets cold.62. Throwing a cake in someone's face.63. Win Roland Garros.64. Buy a suit made to measure.65. Deny Jesus Christ three times.66. Travel Route 66.67. Make a threesome.68. Have Isabel Gemio interview you. 69. Discuss with a Valencian about how paella is made.70. Learn to dance pasodobles.71. Buy a lighter.72. Sing the 'Frozen' song in public.73. Saying “before, all this was field”.74. Leave your hair long and make a ponytail.75. Share a flat with a foreigner.76. Work as a waiter in London.77. Make a bow and arrow to hunt.78. Ask for the bill making the gesture of writing with your hand.79. Answer with “tell me.”80. Look for clams on the beach.81. Go see the biggest pumpkin in the world.82. Rigging an election.83. Break the mobile screen.84. Be the new 'Spider-Man'.85. Calling someone called Alfonso Adolfo.86. Have a beard.87. Eat a whole cachopo.88. Dancing close together, which is dancing.89. Composing the summer song.90. Whip cream to the point of snow only with a fork.91. Dancing in the festival of a town in La Mancha.92. Get a perm.93. Losing your son in a mall.94. Cry in a taxi no matter the direction.95. Vomit in a bag.96. Watch 'Jupiter Ascending' without falling asleep.97. Rehearse for when they give you the Oscar with a comb in hand.98. Pronouncing “exists” the first time.99. Being the typical cool professor who later nails it to you.100. Insert your foot between the car and the platform.

101. Get the chair with the M of the Royal Academy. 102. Answer your mother yes when she asks if she will fry you an egg. 103. Correct someone who says "I convince." 104. Steal the church box. 105. Cursing iPhone headphones. 106. Connect a USB to the first. 107. Bathe in the Dead Sea. 108. Dying in 'Game of Thrones'. 109. Tell María Teresa Campos that you love her program. 110. Calling "Patricia" the presenter who replaced Patricia in 'The Patricia Program'. 111. Being kicked out of a nightclub for public scandal. 112. Swim across the Strait of Gibraltar with David Meca. 113. Learn to do the moonwalker. 114. Try out for Real Madrid. 115. Find Wally. 116. Yelling “try to start it, Carlos” at someone pushing your car. 117. Get married in Las Vegas dressed as Elvis. 118. Falling asleep on the train and appearing 400km from your destination. 119. Learn to dance sevillanas. 120. Being banned from entering the United States. 121. Write only the first page of a diary. 122. Sing happy birthday to your girlfriend like you're Marilyn Monroe. 123. Paint an abstract picture. 124. Tell the "Mistetas" joke. 125. Go on a bachelor party to Marina D'Or. 126. Put two oranges in your shirt and pretend you have boobs. 127. Being the protagonist of the Freixenet ad. 128. Write the Christmas speech to the King. 129. Crashing the wedding of the aunt you liked in high school. 130. Receive the year in Time Square. 131. Collecting shells on the beach and accumulating them at home for no apparent reason. 132. Go home early on Saturday to get up for breakfast on Sunday. 133. Being held in contempt of court. 134. Quit smoking four times. 135. Have a conversation only with APM videos. 136. Dumping your girlfriend for the PlayStation. 137. Being a blogger. 138. Sew and sing. 139. Meeting the love of your life at a festival and not learning his name. 140. Getting locked in an elevator with a priest. 141. Going out with a neck brace from bumper cars. 142. Piss in a bottle because you don't have time to stop. 143. Become a sea captain to marry two friends. 144. Sing the song from the Estrella Damm ad. 145. Ask you what happened to Silke. 146. Build a rocking chair with your own hands. 147. Cry inconsolably at the end of 'Six Feet Under'. 148. Colonize Mars. 149. Make a mistake and call your father when you're drunk. 150. Turn around in an armchair while petting a cat. 151. Spoil someone for the ending of 'The Sixth Sense'. 152. Running down the beach like you're Mitch Buchannon. 153. Drill a hole in the beach and go out in Australia. 154. Being charged with first degree murder. 155. Bring dinosaurs to life with a mosquito trapped in amber. 156. Sniffing fluorescent highlighter until your head hurts. 157. Eat a habanero pepper. 158. Shout “Fire!” in the middle of the Fallas. 159. Take the Scattergories because it's yours. 160. Buy tickets at the airport. 161. Going down a hill riding in a shopping cart. 162. Criticize someone in front without realizing it. 163. Be Mister Spain. 164. Have an oil portrait drawn for you riding a horse. 165. Invade Prussia. 166. Participate in a flashmob. 167. Being a Wizard King of the parade. 168. Put 10 polvorones in your mouth and say “Pamplona”. 169. Turn water into wine. 170. Traveling in the silent AVE car with your mouth covered with a tape. 171. Pass the Candy Crush. 172. Sing 'Pega la vuelta' by Pimpinela through a telephone. 173. Grow a mustache. 174. Chain yourself to a tree so they don't cut it down. 175. Build your kids a tree house so they'll leave you alone. 176. Fall on the best sandcastle on the beach and destroy it. 177. Travel hidden in the trunk of a car. 178. Burn the curtains with a candle. 179. Read an entire JotDown interview. 180. Get the yellow-brown judo belt. 181. Get started in Esperanto. 182. Investigate a crime. 183. Lead by example. 184. Having an intimate conversation with a septuagenarian in the doctor's waiting room. 185. Dream in the pools to be the next Pope. 186. Take a picture with Mocito Feliz. 187. Do a musical number at the Goya. 188. Not accepting your mother on Facebook. 189. Make a playlist for the car that lasts the same as a trip to Mars. 190. Form a boyband. 191. Confusing Switzerland with Sweden. 192. Criticize on Twitter someone who follows you on Twitter. 193. Dipping McDonald's fries into the Sundae. 194. Play air guitar to an AC/DC song. 195. Consume preferably after the preferred date. 196. Being one of the new faces of Vanity Fair. 197. Present 'Party Night'. 198. Date a redhead. 199.Leave a video for those closest to you to see in case you are murdered. 200. Dinner breakfast.

201. Raise crows. 202. Spend the night in a shopping mall. 203. Do the original method and get it out. 204. Record a video with the mobile horizontally. 205. Move to a flat with a terrace. 206. Discuss with a Mexican the meaning of a word. 207. Put "thank you bitch" with the napkin. 208. Eat ceiling. 209. Feed yourself a whole day based on churros. 210. Go out partying in a suit and tie. 211. Go bungee jumping from the Segovia aqueduct. 212. Go down to buy bread in your underpants. 213. Invite Jehovah's Witnesses inside. 214. Make a pot cake for your father's birthday. 215. Teach your dog to play dead. 216. Wash your feet with beer on the Rocío road. 217. Sing the 'Singing in the Rain' song while singing in the rain. 218. Have an Argentine psychoanalyst. 219. Take a picture with little Nicolás. 220. Walking in on a girl with "Did you hurt yourself falling out of the sky?" and laugh at you. 221. Losing yourself at IKEA. 222. Sneak into a McDonalds PlayPlace. 223. Traveling on the plane in first class and visiting the tourist ones to look down on them. 224. Take time to get to know yourself. 225. Brand new a Moleskine. 226. Do a 'Star Wars' marathon. 227. Make lemonade with the lemons that life gives you. 228. Leaving a hospital before being discharged to exact revenge. 229. Be part of the popular team. 230. Get up, have breakfast and go back to bed. 231. Count 1,000,000 sheep and continue with the rest of the farm. 232. Losing a Nivea ball on the beach. 233. Pull a nail with another nail. 234. Give candy to your grandchildren. 235. Help destroy the ring of power on Mount Doom. 236. Put post-its on your computer until you can't see your computer. 237. Go to bed knowing one more thing. 238. Have an account at the neighborhood cafeteria. 239. Walk your daughter down the aisle. 240. Drink tequila until you forget how to drink. 241. Win 'Peking Express'. 242. Tell your son that you don't buy him a motorcycle. 243. Learn to play an instrument on your own. 244. Having more than five nicknames. 245. Getting arrested for being an evil and dangerous liar. 246. See your team win a World Cup. 247. Realizing that you are too much like your father. 248. Rap. 249. Celebrate your birthday in a Chikipark. 250. Say, "I couldn't help but overhear your conversation." 251. Buy you a Tom Ford suit. 252. Shout “I am the king of the world!” from the bow of a ship. 253. Have fish and they last less than a week. 254. Challenge someone to a duel at dawn. 255. Tell Renée Zellweger: "You complete me." 256. Call your son Luke to tell him that you are his father. 257. Put a depressed status on Facebook so that everyone cares about you. 259. Not showing up on your wedding day just for the laughs. 260. Get an apartment in Torrevieja in a television contest. 261. Steal something before Winona Ryder takes it. 262. Learn to type Renée Zellweger without looking it up on Google. 263. Having a friend who is called "El chino". 264. Being told: "The usual?" 265. Staying in bed with her all Sunday. 266. Have a dog named Toby. 267. Tell someone about how the pen was invented by NASA and the Russians brought pencils. 268. Going through a McAuto pretending to drive an invisible car. 269. Declare your love with a song by Chayo Mohedano. 270. Go with another and let the middle one fall. 271. Saying you're a teetotaler while sipping your glass of bourbon. 272. Jot something down in your notebook about things you don't give a shit about. 273. Do an Interrail and never talk to your companions again. 274. Go on Erasmus. 275. Get to the final monster on the Renfe website. 276. Make a tax return without crying. 277. Write a list with the 1,000 things you have to do before you reach 1,000. 278. Dismantle the fact that man stepped on the Moon. 279. Recognize that you are not capable of watching movies in 3D. 280. Throw an Asian friend who paints her nails while listening to your problems. 281. Living in a hippie commune. 282. Saying at work that you are going to get pages for the photocopier and never come back. 283. Finding a free table at Dos de Mayo in Madrid. 284. Play Twister with all the bunnies in the Playboy mansion. 285. Make pasta for one person so they can't eat 20. 286. Shipwrecked on a deserted island and make friends with a volleyball. 287. Beat your parents in a ballroom dance contest. 288. Sleeping on a water bed. 289. Getting a taxi to go home to Primavera Sound. 290. Learn what each button on the washing machine is for. 291. Say “this year I am going on vacation to Bora Bora” and go to Bora Bora on vacation that year. 292.Traveling to Argentina just to eat a T-bone steak and come back after dessert. 293. Put something old in fashion. 294. Know Björk's 'Testimonials' by heart. 295. Buy a motorcycle with a sidecar. 296. Talk about mineralism, damn it. 297. Crash into a wedding and give an emotional speech that will make even the cold father of the groom cry. 298. Having come only to talk about your book. 299. Getting stuck between the subway doors. 300. Unsafely remove device.

301. Give him a tap on Facebook to puzzle. 302. Throwing your boss a Mentos in the Coke at the company Christmas dinner. 303. Run away from the tuna because they want to sing 'Clavelito' again. 304. Going to a concert and missing out on the only song you knew. 305. Get up on the right foot. 306. Throwing up in a Zara fitting room. 307. Reinvent yourself with an electronic pop song to relaunch your musical career. 308. Pretend you're sick at work to spend the day with her. 309. Put your beards to soak because your neighbor is cutting his. 310. Put your ear to the speaker very slowly to try to understand what Los Planetas sing. 311. Marry your cat to a cat from a good family. 312. Making your internet friend think you have a stutter when you first meet her. 313. Fake your own death and live forever on a yacht sailing the Pacific. 314. Having a passionate sadomasochistic relationship with a young hardware store girl who interviews you. 315. Paint eyes on your eyelids to sleep at work. 316. Chewing down on a BIC pen until it explodes in your mouth and then playing zombie. 317. Ask for alms. 318. Sing the title song of 'Sister Act' in a gospel choir. 319. Rescue a kitten that got stuck in a tree branch. 320. Break the Western democratic system as we know it. 321. Getting your tongue stuck to the bars of the Baqueira Beret chairlift. 322. Accidentally getting caught in the polyklin at a festival and not forcing the door for fear of tipping over. 323. Go through airport control carrying a crossbow. 324. Wear a nautical panty. 325. Create a WhatsApp group with all your cousins ​​and uncles, say "Hello" and leave it. 326. Participate in a popular cheese rolling race. 327. Say grace at the table at Burger King. 328. Make yourself popcorn to watch porn. 329. Go around the world counterclockwise. 330. Learn to speak minion. 331. Become the world's absolute winner in beer pong. 332. Go to a gypsy wedding. 333. Enter a nursery incognito and do all the children's hair with Nenuco cologne. 334. Calculate the exact amount of rice for one person. 335. Open a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall. 336. Respond to a job offer with the thumbs up hand emoji. 337. Put an ad in segundamano.es saying that a car is given away with your boss's phone number. 338. Smoking oregano. 339. Drink a liter of horchata without stopping to breathe. 340. Stop taking your shirts to your mother's house to be ironed. 341. Learn to use the drill. 342. Go to college and collect your bachelor's degree once and for all. 343. Learn to play chess to have something useful to teach your children. 344. Return the tuppers to your mother. 345. Throw yourself from the stratosphere. 346. Eat a whole kiwi in one go. 347. Being a bullet man. 348. Sleeping in flannel pajamas in Madrid in July. 349. Invent and drink a Jäggermeister cocktail, coffee liqueur and absinthe. 350. Go to Magaluf. 351. Put your underpants over your pants. 352. Steal all the bats from the cocao boxes in a supermarket. 354. Ask Iniesta if he would have liked to take a penalty. 355. Throw yourself from a fifth floor with an umbrella thinking you are Mary Poppins. 356. Have your magazine like Ana Rosa. 357. Surviving Jordi Hurtado. 358. Stealing an Oscar from Leonardo DiCaprio. 359. Make a gap with a pipe. 360. Bathe in the canals of Venice. 361. Take a blablacar and let Carlos Sainz drive it. 362. Tweet that it's already Friday. 363. Philosophize. 364. Speak using only phrases from Paulo Coelho. 365. Find the seven dragon balls. 366. Reach 100 friends on Google+ 367. Scoring a goal in the World Cup final. 368. Stay out of bed for less than $10,000. 369. Go partying with Kate Moss. 370. Buy an island. 371. Be a gnome and be happy here in the forest. 372. Sing 'Happy Birthday' to yourself in front of a bunch of journalists. 373. Dance to the music on the news. 374. Give thanks by singing 'Grateful and excited' by Lina Morgan. 375. Being nominated for an Oscar with Meryl Streep. 376. Swim to the next buoy. 377. Say “let me check it with my scheduler” to make yourself interesting. 378. Co-host a program with Terelu Campos. 379. Feed yourself for a month at McDonald's and make a documentary. 380. Go to Africa to save the gorillas. 381. Participate in a wet t-shirt contest with no shirt on. 382. Being the one who has a reason to oppose a wedding and not keep quiet forever. 383. Tattoo "yes, that's worth" on the forehead. 384. Make girls break up with you by telling them your favorite movie is 'Amelie'. 385. Approve an exam without showing up and without being enrolled. 386.Give peace at mass with a screw kiss. 387. Disguise yourself as a mime to travel in the silent wagon of the AVE. 388. Saying that a car goes “like a cucumber” on a national newscast. 389. Give 0.0 in a breathalyzer test and go out on two wheels to celebrate. 390. Make a Frigopie with a Petit Suisse and a toothpick. 391. Use all the building emojis in a coherent conversation. 392. Finding a needle in a haystack. 393. Kill it on Pinterest with photos of saladitos. 394. Not looking in the mirror before leaving home and arriving at work dressed as a fallera. 395. Walking on the waters. 396. Watch the first edition of 'Big Brother' again and comment on the galas on Twitter. 397. Let Quim Gutierrez star in your biography because he doesn't take no for an answer. 398. Buy a gift for a relative at Raquel Bollo's store. 399. Go to the Tomatina in Buñol loaded with peppers because you don't like tomatoes. 400. Win a contest to blow into empty beer bottles.

1,000 things to do before you turn 1,000

401. Going into El Corte Inglés only because of the air conditioning. 402. Killing your house plants by drowning. 403. Throw you an Australian girlfriend. 404. Throw a party on a boat for your birthday. 405. Eat Lacasitos instead of grapes at the end of the year. 406. Present the chimes with cape. 407. Get Esperanza Gracia to answer you on Twitter. 408. Do a striptease. 409. Ask your girlfriend to marry you with a ring made from the silver paper of a kebab. 410. Tell him yes, it makes him fat and that it's okay. 411. Ask if there is a doctor in the room because you have been having neck discomfort for a few days. 412. Being the center of a plot of international industrial espionage. 413. Rescue Julia Roberts from the streets. 414. Have Sandra Bullock teach you how to drive a bus. 415. Sharing a table on the AVE with Lydia Lozano. 416. Share and keep the best part. 417. Go to Barcelona and build a castle with your family as soon as you get off the train in Sants. 418. Put on a Christmas performance at New Year's Eve dinner dressed as a sexy Santa Claus. 419. Flee from Spain. 420. Gather the entire cast of 'Hostal Royal Manzanares' for a musical episode. 421. Write a romantic literary saga and make teenage mummies fashionable. 422. Spend a week living on the circular subway line. 423. Participate in 'Saber y Ganar' and spend the entire program amazed pinching Jordi Hurtado. 424. Lose 10 kilos with a lot of sacrifice and celebrate it at Burger King. 425. Have a good core. 426. Say “Objection, Your Honor! Argumentative!” in court. 427. Live each day as if it were the last and may it be the last. 428. Go to the supermarket and not buy a pack of three cans of tuna. 429. Wear flip flops with socks. 430. Look for her in Greenland, in Peru, in Tibet, in Japan and on Easter Island even though she is in Móstoles. 431. Have some cowboy boots. 432. Tell your children how you met their mother and watch them die of old age on the sofa. 433. Hit a whole stick and say that you are an inventor. 434. Learn to bend spoons with the mind. 435. Maintain a fairly stable relationship with SIRI. 436. Put on some leather pants in August and have them removed in the ER. 437. Create a political party that proposes to fix everything with pizza. 438. Being stronger than José María Aznar. 439. Invent the otherfie, which is like a normal photo but with a cool name. 440. Having dinner on a Christmas Saturday in Madrid without having reserved a table. 441. Puncturing an umbrella on the Benidorm beach in August. 442. Send an SMS with SALVAR ANIA to 55492. 443. Put a shirt on Mario Casas. 444. Rescue Greece. 445. Open a trust fund for your Furby. 446. Being part of a lineup. 447. Fighting with @Metro_Madrid's CM. 448. Marry yourself with a wedge of Parmesan cheese. 449. Be the king of the dance. 450. Squandering the family inheritance. 451. Give your body joy, Macarena. 452. Lower the collar of the jacket to Varoufakis. 453. Being a secret agent of 'Kingsman'. 454. Have a transcendental conversation with your child about the origin of life and the migratory cycle of storks. 455. Send "we need to talk" to all your WhatsApp contacts just because you get bored. 456. May Angelina Jolie adopt you. 457. Nude sunbathing in Tiergarten. 458. Prick yourself with a spinning wheel needle and sleep for several years. 459. Get hooked on Peppa Pig. 460. Leave ADE to pursue your passion: make up corpses. 461. Write a poem dedicated to Tuti, the hamster you had when you were four years old. 462. Do the Camino de Santiago on a segway. 463. Take your skates to go shopping at Carrefour. 464. Include in your CV that you know how to open litronas with a lighter. 465. Tell your friends that you're very busy and stay at home testing the Super Pop. 466. Be a special agent for the FBI. 467. Break a chair and end up exhibiting at MOMA. 468. Learn to do synchronized swimming to surprise those in the urbanization pool. 469. Put yourself in the "Maximum 10 items" supermarket box with 11 items and wait. 470. Living with a raccoon. 471. Correct your prenuptial agreement with tippex. 472. Get married by the Zulu rite in South Africa. 473. Translate into sign language the funeral of an international representative. 474. Eat pipes with salt until you succeed in the world of fashion like Esther Cañadas. 475. Take an ibuprofen because "something will hurt me." 476. Say “no” to drugs. 477. Making love in the shower. 478. Make a salad with four kilos of meat, two of cheese and two leaves of lettuce. 479. Jump out of a moving car. 480. Star in a fight to the death on top of a train. 481. Wear sunglasses in a nightclub. 482. Raise your polo collar after pressing the detonator. 483. Running in front of a giant stone ball. 484.Make a snowman that talks. 485. Begin a list with “1. Start a list. 486. Eat a calamari sandwich in the Plaza Mayor. 487. Survive and find a home among the rubble of your loneliness. 488. Cry in front of Idealista. 489. Mortgage your future for "one more drink and we'll go." 490. Scare you with the pile of clothes on the chair that looks like a man. 491. Stay awake until the end of an Isabel Coixet film. 492. Go to Lepe to refute each and every one of the jokes about it. 493. Have a Cobi T-shirt. 494. Say "Merry Christmas" to all the "Edu" that come your way throughout your life. 495. Get into a Blablacar driven by Massiel. 496. Be an atheist and pray before every exam. 497. Getting lost in the Christmas market in Madrid as Chencho. 498. Surviving a tornado in Kansas and appearing on a yellow brick road. 499. Have a stuffed animal from Curro. 500. Find out the sequence equivalent to Ctrl+Alt+Del on a Mac.

501. Rent a small apartment with a terrace in the center of Madrid for less than 700 euros. 502. Finish a puzzle of 5,000 pieces. 503. Finish the first page of 'Ulysses'. 504. Invite the captain of the cheerleading squad to the prom. 505. Earn a salary for life with Nescafé. 506. Finding a potato omelette better than your mother's. 507. Distinguish very well all the tannins. 508. You hang up before she hangs up. 509. Walk into a bar, slap a random guy with a girl and yell "I can't believe this you son of a bitch, you had a girlfriend!" 510. Say: "In this curve I killed myself" to your Blablacar driver. 511. Walking up to a girl who is having lunch with her boyfriend at McDonald's and whispering in her ear, "I would never bring you here." 532. Make a "simpa" in a posh restaurant. 513. Throwing an iPad from the top of the Picasso tower and waiting for it to come back like a yo-yo. 514. Go to the bakery every day to ask for something and they don't have it. And when they finally have it, ask for something else. 515. Pick your nose at a UN summit. 516. Using Ana Torroja as a surrogate. 517. Resell all your El Fary cassettes on eBay. 518. Eat a maki with a knife and fork. 519. Order Donettes on death row. 520. Tweet the endings of every HBO series in the last thousand years. 521. Asking the sommelier to change all the wines at a dinner "because they are not ok." 522. Leave a job by voice Whatsapp. 523. Lend a lady the white handkerchief of your jacket to dry her tears. 524. Declare yourself on top of the Empire State. 525. Make out with the secretary. 526. Falling in love with your best friend's girlfriend and doing the 'Love Actually' posters to her. 527. Chasing a train at the station waving goodbye to it and ridiculously tripping over a cobblestone. 528. See the entire filmography of Adam Sandler and understand his social criticism. 529. Eating a hot dog at New York Yankee Stadium. 530. Smell the Sistine Chapel. 531. Stay with the dog and it is not yours. 532. Send a photo in which a stain appears to Iker Jiménez. 533. Missing your son's baseball game that makes you understand your failures as a father. 534. Buy you a blanket. 535. Take Teaching as a subject of free configuration. 536. Say something in a silent concert. 537. Send a photo to the time of Roberto Brasero. 538. Answer "I am Spartacus" to anything they ask you during a working day. 539. Chasing teenagers with a chainsaw at their campsite by the lake. 540. Call home randomly and ask them what their favorite horror movie is. 541. Compare life with a box of chocolates. 542. Stew it and then eat it. 543. Do not eat or let others eat. 544. Adding one more blade to the new Gillette razor. 545. Saying that you are very bad at telling jokes before telling a joke. 546. Believing that they are greeting you when in reality they are greeting the one behind you. 547. Fall in love when you drop your books when you bump into each other at school. 548. Leave a trail of corpses. 549. Screaming at foreigners when you don't know their language. 550. Resign as Greek Finance Minister. 551. Show off as a girlfriend. 552. Cut the red wire. 553. Get over yourself. 554. Getting Irish independence is the face like David Bowie. 555. Move the skeleton in the party. 556. Take out the whiskey for the staff. 557. Apostille that Hitchcock never got an Oscar. 558. Defend tooth and nail the use of the metric system. 559. Participate in an online discussion about dubbing The Simpsons. 560. Reappear in 'Save Me Deluxe'. 561. Being from Slytherin. 562. Being a coach of 'La Voz' and having the hydraulic mechanism of the chair break down. 563. Come on a ship with a foreign name. 564. Go up a hill but go down a mountain. 565. Being a barber and saying "hair, hair, hair." 566. Being disappointed with 'Fantasy'. 567. To say that the model was better. 568. Being stuck. 569. Shout: "The Rex's fence has failed!" 570. Touch the noses. 571. Wait until the 28th because it's late and nervously look at the clock. 572. Twitter a quote from Winston Churchill. 573. Attribute any quote to Oscar Wilde. 574. Go eat rice with cod. 575. Disband and surrender your weapons. 576. Say you can explain it. 577. Being the reincarnation of the Dalai Lama. 578. Be cold but not calculating. 579. Save Private Ryan. 580. Getting very nervous because the cashier has moved on to the next one and you haven't finished filling your bag. 581. Living in ignorance. 582. Sow panic in a biodanza class. 583. Accept it in sickness and in health, in riches and in poverty a little less. 584. Having many gay friends. 585. Insult from respect. 586.Being a prince or an artist and marrying a very pretty and very smart girl. 587. Wanting to live without air. 588. Eating a banana while looking into someone's eyes. 589. Buy a set of Ginsu knives at 4 in the morning. 590. Drink coffee by the window while it rains and have them come and reblog you. 591. Go back to the future dressed in the 90s and be the most fashionable in the place. 592. Receive an email from Meg Ryan. 593. Wear pink on Wednesdays. 594. Criticize from affection. 596. Having an intense conversation with John Carlin on the phone about his training habits. 597. Buy only one espetec for 23 people and complain that it runs out in one day. 598. Pushing Jennifer Lawrence down the stairs at the Oscars and arguing: "it's just that this year she was very bland." 599. Respect but do not share. 600. Wearing a Hawaiian shirt one winter in Soria.

601. Become the voice of your generation. 602. Dinner Petazetas. 603. Comb your hair like Paco Threshold. 604. Wait while smoking the man I love. 605. Reserve a table at the Ritz to spend the evening saying “Ej que”. 606. Having a French girlfriend bring pome flowers to Sartre's grave. 607. Become a nihilist. 608. Take pink pills. 609. Represent Cyprus at Eurovision. 610. Starring in a Woody Allen movie shot in a European city. 611. Go to the psychoanalyst and discover that you are attracted to your mother. 612. Become the Enfant Terrible of Cannes. 613. Cry like a woman what you did not know how to defend like a man. 614. Go terraceo. 615. Represent the musical 'Cats' on the roofs of Madrid. 616. Talk only with song lyrics. 617. Go to Polynesia, phone a friend and say: "I'm calling from Polynesia." 618. Master time travel. 619. Make you an astral chart. 620. Iron a shirt. 621. Have a pet velociraptor. 622. Being the last bidder in an illegal auction. 623. Cover the “Mint” race in Las Vegas. 624. Destroy the room of a very expensive Parisian hotel. 625. To kill a mockingbird. 626. Go to work dressed as Superman. 627. Throw a paper joint and saliva at your boss's neck. 628. Learn to fly. 629. Be the weakest rival. 630. Have cold pizza for breakfast. 631. Go on a date with a helium bottle to impress the other person with the virtuosity of your voice. 632. Say "It's not you, it's me." 633. Being the delivery boy for a Sicilian mafia. 634. Being King Consort of a tiny country. 635. Get out of a conga. 636. Get married in international waters. 637. Obsessing over someone having a cork with pictures of them and strings connecting their movements in a secret room. 638. Build yourself a panic room. 639. Make you a hermit. 640. Saying "The book is fine, but I liked the tree better." 641. Eating ice cream while watching a romantic comedy. 642. Make the copy of an ad for sanitary napkins. 643. Discover why a worm no longer dances in your gut. 644. Win 'Masterchef'. 645. Hook up with a '90s supermodel. 646. Be on the cover of Men's Health. 647. Throw up when someone gives you great news. 648. Worried looking out the window to see if your husband is back from the Vietnam War. 649. Learn to walk in heels. 650. Go vegetarian for a week and look down on everyone who eats meat. 651. Fix all the problems with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream. 652. Making worthless promises. 653. Make promises that are worth a lot. 654. Bathe in the Mediterranean in August and say that it is aguachirri. 655. Shooting with a cocked pistol. 656. Write a list article in GQ. 657. Immerse yourself in a parallel reality. 658. Keep a tiny pet pig and name it Bacon. 659. Being afraid of flying. 660. Being a fan of Take That. 661. Join the Church of Scientology. 662. Go clubbing with Tom Cruise. 663. Pronouncing: "I'm going to tell you one thing, Bertín Osborne only cares about Bertín Osborne" 664. Being the image of a cosmetics brand in Japan. 665. Faking Tourette Syndrome in a library. 666. Go to the funeral of the high school bully. 667. Being Taylor Swift's boyfriend. 668. Create a Summer Hit ft. Pitbull. 669. Flee forward leaving behind your problems doing the croquette. 670. Eat 671. Pray 672. Love 673. Become America's Bride. 674. Having an indie pop record label that no one knows about. 675. Learn braille. 676. Run for a papacy. 677. Write an erotic novel based on an adolescent trilogy. 678. Having a bionic arm. 679. Severely pronounce yourself on the fact that Istanbul is not Constantinople. 680. Not knowing how to get to a hunting ground. 681. Participate in a coven. 682. Staying without a partner for the great End of Year Ball. 683. Get up early for God to help you. 684. Become a marquis. 685. Wear a monocle. 686. Go to the opera. 687. Being a musician in Bremen. 688. Burn all the coriander in the world. 689. Being a gentleman on the street and a bitch in bed. 690. Have a jacuzzi. 691. Burn a lot of bills in your fireplace. 692. Have a jester. 693. Pay someone to clap each time you walk into a room. 694. Visit a dark room. 695. Ask a girl who has put on patent leather shoes to dance. 696. Waking up one day being an insect and living an existential crisis. 697. Assemble an IKEA piece of furniture. 699. Getting someone to say "Sir, can you leave the establishment without making a fuss?" 700. Make a fuss.

701. Sing 'SCANDALO' with Raphael in a Christmas Eve special. 702. Give the chimes from Tenerife. 703. Tour Italy by bike. 704. Editing an entire issue of Super Pop magazine. 705. Dancing in the water. 706. Dance with wolves. 707. Painting bison in a cave. 708. Having a face through which a thousand ships depart. 709. Have a fly, have a party and have a lot of flavor for two and a half minutes. 710. Hold your breath until your parents buy you a motorcycle. 711. Tattoo a tribal. 712. Cry inconsolably because you got a tribal tattoo. 713. Imitate Shakira. 714. Fall in love with someone by correspondence. 715. Go to jail for a crime you never committed. 716. Being a white collar thief. 717. Be the same person. 718. Dance twerking. 719. Cut the cod. 720. Ask Angela Merkel on a date. 721. Sitting down for the first time all day. 722. Go to his house on his daughter's wedding day to ask Vito Corleone to do you a favor. 723. Hang from the Ferris wheel at a town fair until the girl you like agrees to a date. 724. Ask for marriage at the Eiffel Tower. 725. Make out with your boss. 726. Pop a balloon for a child. 727. Surfing in Thailand past the border of 30. 728. Finding yourself in the toolbox. 729. Saying that you are going to die alone. 730. Ask the Wachowski brothers for explanations for 'Matrix 3'. 731. Solve a murder. 732. Receive the inheritance from Aunt Ágata. 733. Surviving a nuclear disaster. 734. Give yourself a bubble bath. 735. Not knowing where a place is but still giving directions. 736. Create a robot that knows how to dance sevillanas. 737. Smelling glue. 738. Return with a withered forehead and when the snows of time silver your temple. 739. Live a gastronomic experience of height. 740. Being a lion tamer in a circus. 741. Have an army of intrepid mice. 742. Laugh a lot at the end of "Noah's Diary." 743. Make a lot of noise when chewing. 744. Whisper to the horses. 745. Go to a supermarket pretending to be a robot. 746. Take a picture with a celebrity in low intensity. 747. Fighting with Liam Nesson. 748. Having an eighteenth century disease. 749. Go to a light disco. 750. Read 'Don Quixote'. 751. Hate 'Don Quixote'. 752. Move objects with the mind. 753. Sanctify a party. 754. Going in search of lost time while reading 'In search of lost time'. 755. Get the rights to 'Time is never wasted' to wipe it off the face of the earth. 756. Cut the hair of the singer of Maná. 757. Give all your love @love.com. 758. Start a fight because someone calls you Melendi. 759. Drink champagne. 760. Sabotage the punch. 761. See what your dirty daughter has done. 762. Learn to use chopsticks. 763. Enjoy eating those long onions that are loved in some areas of Catalonia. 764. Be independent of the world. 765. Overdoing the chillies and spoiling a family dinner. 766. Being the president of your community of neighbors. 767. Having a terrible hangover. 768. Go down to hell in search of your beloved. 769. Give everything. 770. Not having loose money. 771. Play in the subway. 772. Take a photo of yourself smiling a lot so that no one notices your emotional decline and title it 'Smiling at life'. 773. Cut yourself by shaving. 774. Scattering at a 90s rave. 775. Being invisible. 776. Go intense. 777. Walking around Paris with a striped sweater and a baguette under the arm. 778. Change your sex. 779. Change your sex again. 780. Become a computer hacker. 781. Learn to differentiate Coelho de Bucay. 782. Getting drunk in a movie theater while watching 'Interstellar'. 783. Be the most handsome at the party. 784. Tame a dolphin to be your best friend. 785. Bathe naked in a cove on Formentera. 786. Flirt with someone caspeando. 787. Having a very introspective stage. 788. Pass on Tinder. 789. Trace the origin of all the food you eat to make sure it is 100% organic and from happy animals. 790. Cry at a concert by El Canto del Loco. 791. Correspond with Napoleon I. 792. Become best friends with Kevin Spacey. 793. Being a war correspondent. 794. Being the protagonist of a teleshopping ad. 795. Have the room made a leonera. 796. Have a lion. 797. Become a musician to say "This is my most personal work." 798. Put a piece of white paper on your head to prevent the alien invasion. 799. Missing the last train. 800. Start burning when you enter a Church.

801. Deworming an ape. 802. Running like an idiot hopping around the field. 803. Get people to value you for your body. 804. Be more than just vertigo legs. 805. Dye your hair blue. 806. Write the saddest verses tonight. 807. Take the hair to the afro. 808. Lose all your money in a game of poker. 809. Ask Courtney Love for a light. 810. Living beyond your means. 811. Invest in real estate. 812. Being a councilor. 813. Do the grapefruit diet. 814. Getting out of the shower naked yelling Eureka. 815. Describe yourself as a person who is very friendly with his friends and a little bipolar. 816. Cut up with someone on WhatsApp. 817. Always be hard to beat. 818. Have a happy heart and full of joy. 819. Write an opinion column in the New York Times. 820. Clap when your plane is landing. 821. Get dreadlocks. 822. Balconing. 823. Using the phrase “the cream of society” at an ex-con meeting. 824. Getting involved with a Japanese woman and separating from your band. 825. Teach a parrot insults. 826. Cry with a Christmas Lottery ad. 827. Throw a message in a bottle. 828. Own land. 829. Learn to play the harmonica. 830. Carry canned laughter in a recorder and press play when you tell a joke. 831. Get drunk with elegance. 832. Falling on your best friend's wedding cake. 833. Be innocent until proven otherwise. 834. Find oil. 835. Build a sandcastle. 836. Decide that living like this is dying of love. 837. Spend a whole day walking on tiptoes. 838. Ask your Facebook contacts for money to do a micro-theatre. 839. Write obituaries in a local newspaper. 840. Re-type. 841. Open a cupcake shop. 842. Turn to the Dark Side. 843. Dinner with Bill Murray. 844. Be a caricature of yourself. 845. Do a seance. 846. Scratch yourself and go to London. 847. Going on a trip to Paris with your girlfriend, breaking up with her and saying “We will always have Paris”, but you don't really have Paris. 849. Calling one of your children "macaroni and cheese." 850. Make an offer that no one can refuse. 851. Follow the yellow brick road. 852. Give yourself a rectal examination. 853. Change your name to Jaime Rubio. 854. Crying in the shower while your mascara runs. 855. Become a double agent for the CIA and MI6. 856. Hitchhiking. 857. Being dead inside. 858. Paint a chalk heart on the wall and receive a beating in return. 859. Send a random SMS saying “You have 7 days left”. 860. Quit your job as a boring office worker to open a beach bar for yourself. 861. Being a brother-in-law. 862. Understand the complexity of the feminine universe. 863. Buy churros on a Sunday morning. 864. Hitting ET when he's dressed as Mary Kate Olsen. 865. Finish reading this list point by point. 866. Suffer in silence. 867. Take cheese for dessert. 868. Go to a reunion of your high school alumni dressed as a winner. 869. Feel joy and fuss when buying a pilot puppy. 870. Do not open the postman. 871. Having your feelings on the surface. 872. Do voodoo. 873. Have an experimental phase. 874. Learn to fly a helicopter. 875. Plan revenge. 876. Become a lumberjack in Canada. 877. Make a blood pact with your best friend at the lake cabin. 878. Complain about something completely nondescript on Twitter. 879. Feeling that life is slipping through your fingers. 880. Do one of those stupid challenges that turn into social media chains. 881. May your biggest discovery at age 65 be that you can't waste time on things you don't want to do. 882. Dancing weird to David Lynch. 883. Become a pop icon. 884. Cross-eyed in a job interview. 885. Rise from your ashes. 886. Drinking tea raising the little finger with the Queen of England. 887. Propose a toast to the couple. 888. Being a special person who enjoys the little pleasures in life. 889. Put on a movie while listening to the director's comments. 890. Being someone's last train. 891. Being in a moment of your life in which everything is the same to you. 892. That someone hesitates you and that you take and assimilate. 893. Regurgitating a dish in a restaurant with three Michelin stars. 894. Make it look like an accident. 895. Find your Chinese twin brother. 896. Discover a new continent. 897. Being someone's parasitic animal. 898. Have elf. 899. Open a faucet and get very excited because water comes out. 900. Be the neighbor who always says hello.

901. Starring in a cover of the magazine Más Allá. 902. Making love in a Symca 1000. 903. Cooking your own bread. 904. Hug your girlfriend from behind while practicing pottery. 905. Rescue Greece by yourself with the inheritance of that aunt you didn't love very much. 906. Go to a Justin Bieber concert just for the lulz. 907. Picking the dandruff off your boss's jacket while continuing to explain that important report. 908. Introduce yourself to Arzak and say that they do serve snacks-dinners. 909. Go upstairs and tell your neighbors that they owe you a cat. 910. Pay attention to an Orange operator repeating all the phrases he pronounces. 911. Win an a cappella singing contest with a Beth song. 912. Entering a mass, shouting that the only good Pope was the penultimate one and running away. 913. Defend yourself from a reproach because you are looking at your mobile saying that you are sick and they have to understand you. 914. Help a very old lady cross the street and actually be a good witch and thus win the three wishes. 915. Write an article for the New York Times with all the facts changed. 916. Watch all the episodes of 'Friends' just to be able to explain why it's such a bad series. 917. Put a sticker of a pear on a Mac. 918. Join a merchant ship and put on a patch, but fake. 919. Eat two cachopos in one sitting. 920. Have a make-up fuck with a girl you haven't seen in your life. 921. Compose a Maná song that only talks about death and destruction but with a very beautiful melody. 922. Get to do patchwork in the unemployment line. 923. Pay the town doctor in chickens. 924. Walk the Chinese Wall but only stepping on the odd tiles. 925. Show up at the house of the boy who bullied you at school and tell him that you now work at a very good fashion magazine and where is his god now. 926. Tell the grandfather of Werther's Original that ok, but that you are more of Sugus. 927. Travel back in time to 1955 and gag Marty McFly so he won't be born. 928. Invent something that works level "the wheel" to earn enough money. 929. Go to an IMF press conference and throw naked confetti before the security forces take you down. 930. Smear ketchup on your ear when the hairdresser gets confused and tell him you didn't want it so short. 931. Go to a cousin's communion, but not your cousin or anything. 932. Find a flat in Idealista that is like the one in the photos. 933. Suck your fingers to turn the pages of the newspaper. 934. Learn to play the guitar through CEAC and become very famous in South Africa but not well known here. 935. Stop mixing white clothes, colored clothes and 50 bills in the washing machine. 936. Pay the Dorians for a psychologist. 937. Get married in Las Vegas with a girl from your town. 938. Tune in the TV to your brother-in-law because you are the brother-in-law. 939. Be a cover artist for La Razón for a day and put up a drawing of your nephew. 940. Introduce yourself to your future in-laws all covered in glitter. 941. Say the speech of Ezekiel 25, 17 to the clothes you are ironing before moistening them with a water gun. 942. Handle the balls of the Christmas raffle at will helped by your invisibility cloak. 943. Cut your hair a la Varoufakis. 944. Scoring a goal in the final of the European Cup and thanking the physical education teacher who made you sardines with the towel. 945. Starring in a José Luis Moreno program that consists of reading a 400-page book in sequence. 946. Escape from Alcatraz with the help of a soup spoon. 947. Finish David Meca's make-up for the missing bit of face. 948. Let the girl you like dot your i's. 949. Eat a nocilla sandwich while doing a stationary bike fast enough so that the caloric balance is zero. 950. Say goodbye to bachelor in Murcia. 951. Retouch your profile photo by Photoshop before uploading it to Facebook. 952. Set up a communication agency. 953. Compose a sonnet to some cannelloni. 954. Turn red when they look at you. 955. See a video of a girl in a well and die after seven days. 956. Know more for being old than for being a devil. 957. Hug a lamppost so that they call you "lamp-hugging" for good reason. 958. Do not conquer anything with a salad. 959. Play the triangle in the school choir. 960. Do it in the bathrooms of an airplane. 961. Finish your doctoral thesis with “or something like that more or less”. 962. Cry tears of blood. 963. Answer "Understand, our love is impossible" when someone tells you "Listen to me." 964. Live a passionate summer love with the weird girl from the institute and disown her when the course starts. 965. Ban Hawaiian pizza by statute. 966. Get to the mayor's office and raise your salary. 967.Ask them not to cry because you are going to marry her. 968. Line your folder with photos of Kelly Kapowski. 969. Give in to temptation and sprain yourself. 970. Sign with a pseudonym. 971. Fight to the death with a great white shark. 972. Swim like a mermaid and put your brown skin on the sand. 973. Drink in moderation because it is your responsibility. 974. Think about which three celebrities you would invite to your house for dinner in case they ask you which celebrities you would invite to your house for dinner. 975. Call your friend Pedro as if you were Penélope Cruz giving an Oscar. 976. Giving up a councilor for some jokes. 977. Buy lettuce so the supermarket cashier thinks you're a healthy guy. 978. Take time to answer on Whatsapp so as not to seem like the crazy person that you really are. 979. Delete from your Facebook all the groups you became a fan of in 2011. 980. Neither confirm nor deny. 981. Grab the almond tree advert by the lapels and yell at them that their eldest son is not coming to dinner because he has become a drag queen in Oropesa. 982. Put a blank obituary in a fortune cookie. 983. Put a lettuce leaf and a plastic glove in each supermarket cart. 984. Pour hydrochloric acid on top of chlorine sulfate, produce a reaction that freaks out and mess it up brown. 985. Just knowing that you don't know anything. 986. To wish that the star within you shines. 987. Pretend you know a whole song in English but only sing the chorus. 988. Cut the corners of your lips with the plastic of a flash. 989. Shout “Long live Honduras!” in front of many soldiers from El Salvador. 990. Apply all the filters you can to the Instagram photo to encourage the imagination of your followers. 991. Show off what you lack. 992. Sell gold. 993. Getting to the kitchen and asking yourself: "Why did I come here?" 994. Pretend there is interference to end the call 995. Fire an employee by email and end with “;)”. 996. Saying that you are already leaving the house when you have not started to get dressed. 997. Work on it with a Texan accent. 998. Cut along the dotted line. 999. LIVE. 1,000. Take a selfie on a cliff.

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